j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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